# Allah can’t count – fails math class

You would expect that allah the supreme god, would keep up to par with a 10-year old when it comes to math. Well, that is simply not the case. Let’s go the the infallible word of allah and have a look.

Allah commands you, concerning your children, to the male the like portion of two females; so if there were more than two females, so they will have two thirds of that which their father left. And, if she was one [daughter], she will have the half, and to his parents to every one of them a sixth part of what he left if there was to him a [surviving] son. Sura 4:11

Ok, ladies and gents. We have a section of the quran speaking about how money should be divided up from a heritage. Now – remember that the quran is allah’s eternal word, clear and explained in detail [1], With that in mind, let’s go back to class. Sharpen those pencils and pay attention!

And, if she was one [daughter], she will have the half…

Daughter – gets half. That equals to 50%.

…and to his parents to every one of them a sixth part of what he left if there was to him a [surviving] son

Parents – get one sixth each. Since we have two of them, that will be 2/6.

Now, we have to convert the daughter’s 50% to 3/6, since we need the same base.

So… 3/6 + 2/6 = 5/6

“But wait a second! It should be 6/6 to make for a whole”, someone says. If you make that statement in a classroom, you are 100% correct. If you make the very same statement in front of the quran, you should cry out Mashallah! (god willed it). Because questioning allah and his messenger will make you a first class kafir (infidel), and we don’t want that, do we?

Islam is false. Allah is a fabricated god made up by a false prophet.

[1] Sura 6:126, 6:114, 12:111