Woman donkeys and dogs annuls prayers

Narrated ‘Aisha: The things which annul the prayers were mentioned before me. They said, “prayer is annulled by a dog, a donkey and a woman (if they pass in front of the praying people).” I said, “You have made us (i.e. women) dogs. I saw the Prophet praying while I used to lie in my bed between him and the Qibla. Whenever I was in need of something, I would slip away. for I disliked to face him.”  (Book #9, Hadith#490)


Satan is the hero of islam

Since Allah wants us to sin in order to forgive us (and if we don’t sin – Allah is going to wipe us out) who turns out to be the true hero of Islam? Satan.

1. Allah wants humans to be sinners

Abu Sirma reported that when the time of the death of Abu Ayyub Ansari drew near, he said: I used to conceal from you a thing which I heard from Allah’s Messenger (may peace be upon him) and I heard Allah’s Messenger (may peace be upon him) as saying: Had you not committed sins, Allah would have brought into existence a creation that would have committed sin (and Allah) would have forgiven them. (Sahih Muslim, Book 037, Number 6620)

  • Allah wants sinners to exist
  • If there were no sinners, he would wipe them out and replace them with people who would sin
  • Allah created satan knowing he would rebel
  • Satan would then cause people to sin, bringing about the sinners that Allah wants to exist

2. Satan helps Allah create sinners

Then did Satan make them slip from the (garden), and get them out of the state (of felicity) in which they had been. We said: “Get ye down, all (ye people), with enmity between yourselves. On earth will be your dwelling-place and your means of livelihood – for a time.” Sura 2:36

“I will mislead them, and I will create in them false desires; I will order them to slit the ears of cattle, and to deface the (fair) nature created by Allah.” Whoever, forsaking Allah, takes satan for a friend, hath of a surety suffered a loss that is manifest. Sura 4:119

Satan is the one making people sin by misleading and creating false desires.

Conclusion – satan is the hero

So in reality, Allah should be thanking satan and praising satan for helping Allah to bring about the conditions in which humans needs to be in (sinners). Otherwise Allah would wipe them out!

This put satan in a position of being the actual savior of mankind! Muslims should be thanking satan everyday. Here is a model prayer for you to start the day with: “Thank you Iblis for being the savior of mankind”.


Muhammad – It is ok to urinate in the mosque

Today, we are going to learn from Mohammad, his view and take on wether it is ok or not to urinate in the mosque. Since we are to emulate the prophet in all his sayings and deeds, this is a very important topic for us. Let us first read the two hadiths mentioning the same story.

Narrated Anas bin Malik: A Bedouin came and passed urine in one corner of the mosque. The people shouted at him but the Prophet stopped them till he finished urinating. The Prophet ordered them to spill a bucket of water over that place and they did so.  (Bukhari Book #4, Hadith #221)

Narrated Abu Huraira: A Bedouin stood up and started making water in the mosque. The people caught him but the Prophet ordered them to leave him and to pour a bucket or a tumbler of water over the place where he had passed the urine. The Prophet then said, “You have been sent to make things easy and not to make them difficult.” (Bukhari Book #4, Hadith #219)

A Bedouin came and passed urine

A man suddenly decided to empty his bladder in one of the corners inside of the mosque. Where did he ever get that idea from?

The people shouted at him

The people attending the mosque caught him in the act, and started shouting at the man. A perfectly normal response. Some of them might even have gotten some splashes of his golden shower.

The Prophet stopped them till he finished

You would expect some kind of reaction with passionate zeal before Allah from his most prominent prophet. After all, the man took a piss in the sanctuary of Allah.

Instead, Muhammad lets the Bedouin man finish his business while stopping  the screaming crowd by ordering  to leave the man alone. For Allah’s sake – let the man finish his piss!

Just pour a bucket of water over the urine

Muhammad’s response to the dire situation is one of pragmatism. Focus on ‘fixing the problem’, instead of giving the man a hard time, seems to be the lesson for all of us.

No the slightest of reprimands for peeing inside the mosque from the prophet. That tells us, that according to Muhammad, there is noting wrong in urinating inside the mosque. Just pour some water over it next time you pee in the mosque.

Predestination or free will in islam?

Can there be such a thing as “free will” in Islam, or is everything predestined? Let us begin by look at the character of Allah. Bear in mind that these presumptions are all orthodox Muslim dogma.

The character of Allah

1. Allah is omniscient
2. Nothing happens except by Allah’s will
3. Allah Himself has free will
4. Allah cannot make a mistake

Let us continue by looking at some scriptures in this funny religion.

Everything is predestined by Allah

…Allah sends His angel to it with instructions concerning four things, so the angel writes down his livelihood, his death, his deeds, his fortune and misfortune. By Him, besides Whom there is no god, that one amongst you acts like the people deserving Paradise until between him and Paradise there remains but the distance of a cubit, when suddenly the writing of destiny overcomes him and he begins to act like the denizens of Hell and thus enters Hell, and another one acts in the way of the denizens of Hell, until there remains between him and Hell a distance of a cubit that the writing of destiny overcomes him and then he begins to act like the people of Paradise and enters Paradise.  (Muslim Book #033, Hadith #6390)

According to this verse, Allah sends an angel with our destiny. All has been decided upon by Allah. Trying to be good, or what you do with your life is meaningless. It will not affect the outcome. It does not matter what you do, or what you choose to do. Since your whole life is decided upon by Allah, there can be no free will.

Allah does not want everyone to believe

If it had been thy Lord’s will, they would all have believed,- all who are on earth! wilt thou then compel mankind, against their will, to believe! No soul can believe, except by the will of Allah, and He will place doubt (or obscurity) on those who will not understand. Sura 10:99

We learn from this verse, that we all would have believed if it was Allah’s will. Instead we see that Allah is the one placing doubt on those who do not understand.

Allah wants to send some people to hell

He whom Allah leadeth, he indeed is led aright, while he whom Allah sendeth astray – they indeed are losers. Already have We urged unto hell many of the jinn and humankind .. Sura 7:178-179

And if We had so willed, We could have given every soul its guidance, but the word from Me concerning evildoers took effect: that I will fill hell with the jinn and mankind together. Sura 32:13

Again, the eternal destiny of our souls are decided solely upon by the will of Allah. Your behavior has nothing to do with it.

Allah leads people astray and deceives people

A day when ye will turn to flee, having no preserver from Allah: and he whom Allah sendeth astray, for him there is no guide. And verily Joseph brought you of old clear proofs, yet ye ceased not to be in doubt concerning what he brought you till, when he died, ye said: Allah will not send any messenger after him. Thus Allah deceiveth him who is a prodigal, a doubter. Sura 40:33-34 Pickthall

Thus Allah leads astray WHOM HE WILLS and guides whom He wills. And none can know the hosts of your Lord but He. And this (Hell) is nothing else than a (warning) reminder to mankind.” Sura 74:31 Hilali-Khan

If Allah decides to lead someone aststray, there is no guide for him.


According to Islamic beliefs, we conclude that:

  1. Life on earth is not a test for salvation. For what is there to test if the results are known ahead of time and there is nothing we can do to change them?
  2. Qiyamah, the Islamic Day of Judgment, is a farce. For we are not being judged based on our behaviors, but on Allah’s previous decision.
  3. People are not led to Islam because it is superior message or religion, but because Allah decided that they would become Muslims whether they wanted to or not.
  4. Since the vast majority of human beings who have ever lived, and who are living today are not Muslim, Allah must have created the vast majority of human beings for the express purpose of condemning them to Jahannam. Therefore the primary purpose of creation must be hell and suffering, not paradise and salvation.


Prophet al-Khidr murdered innocent boy

Let us investigate a murder in the quran. It all begins with the prophet al-Khidr. al-Khidr was a prophet in islam and was granted ‘hidden knowledge’ from Allah. According to the hadiths, prophet Moses heard of him and wanted to learn from this guy, so he decided to connect with him. One day they went out walking together, when suddenly al-Khidr slays a young boy. Why? Let us investigate this murder.

Then they proceeded: until, when they met a young man, he slew him. Moses said: “Hast thou slain an innocent person who had slain none? Truly a foul (unheard of) thing hast thou done!” Sura 18:74

The muslim scholar al-Jalalayn gives us some more details about the incident. The boy was a young boy not yet reaching his puberty.

So they set off, after leaving the ship, making their way on foot, until, when they met a boy, who had not yet reached puberty, playing with [other] boys, among whom his face was the fairest — and he, al-Khidr, slew him, by slitting his throat with a knife while he lay down, or by tearing his head off with his hand, or by smashing his head against a wall, all of which are [different] opinions (the coordinating fā’ [of fa-qatalahu, ‘and he slew him’] is used here because [it indicates that] the slaying took place after the encounter; Sura 18:74 al-Jalalayn

al-Khidr slayed the young boy on site. After a couple of verses in the quran, al-Khidr drops the why-factor on Moses.

“As for the youth, his parents were people of Faith, and we feared that he would grieve them by obstinate rebellion and ingratitude (to Allah and man). Sura 18:80

Fearing that some boy would be rebellious in the future was enough reason to kill the boy. He was murdered for a crime he might commit in the future. Was the prophet right in doing so? Interestingly enough, you don’t see Allah condemn this act in any shape or form.

To get any further in this murder investigation, we need to look at some quran tafsirs (commentaries by respected scholars).

(And as for the lad) whom I killed, (his parents were believers) and of the greatest people of that township (and We feared lest he should oppress them) and your Lord Knew that he will overburden them (by rebellion and disbelief) by means of his rebellion and disobedience, and by lying in oath and so He killed him. Tafsir Ibn-Abbas, Sura 18:80

Now, we establish the motives. They are:

a) The boy’s parents were great believing parents (Muslims)
b) The boy would overburden the parents with rebellion and disbelief
c) Allah knew that this would happen (predestination)
d) Allah wanted the boy killed, and told al-Khidr to kill him

Ibn Kathir even states that the boy was destined to be a disbeliever from the day he was created. He had no choice or chance.

Ibn `Abbas narrated from Ubayy bin Ka`b that the Prophet said: (The boy Al-Khidr killed was destined to be a disbeliever from the day he was created.) Ibn Kathir

We have the perpetrator. We have the murder weapon. We have a witness. We even have the motives. The only thing we lack is justice. Because in islam there is no justice. Only Allah.

Muslim learned sharia from monkeys

Folks, today we get our wisdom from the planet of the apes.

Narrated ‘Amr bin Maimun: During the pre-lslamic period of ignorance I saw a she-monkey surrounded by a number of monkeys. They were all stoning it, because it had committed illegal sexual intercourse. I too, stoned it along with them.
Sahih Bukhari 5:58:188

…During the pre-islamic period of ignorance…

The fact that this event took place during ‘a pre-islamic period of ignorance’, makes things hilarious. Think about it. The punishment for adultery in sharia law is stoning. The monkeys back then have the exact same behavior as muslims have today!

This means that the sharia law is in total harmony with the ignorant behaviors of monkeys! Reading this hadith, you have to question if the period of ignorance ever left islam…

…They were all stoning it…

They were all stoning the she-monkey, because the she-monkey had supposedly committed illegal sexual intercourse. This might come as a shock to some people, but monkeys don’t marry. They don’t commit to monogamous relationships. They don’t even follow a law or a code of morals.

…I too, stoned it along with them…

Amr bin Maimun observed the behavior of the monkeys, and then he decided to become a participant in the act of stoning the she-ape. One must ask how he came to the conclusion that he was doing the right thing?

Did he consult with the apes by grunts before he made up his mind? Did he ask witnesses to the event to come forward with their testimonies? Or did it just ‘seem to be the right thing to do’ at the moment? Maybe he picked up some long lost morals from the apes? Or did he simply go ape-shit and join in like a thug?

Quran proves that Jesus is God

You have to be able to create to be God

Is then He, Who creates as one who creates not? Will you not then remember? Sura 16:17

According to muslim beliefs, there are two categories of deities; real ones, and idols. The thing that separates them, is the ability to create – as explained by the tafsir by Jalalayn:

Is He then Who creates — namely, God — as he who does not create, namely, idols, so that you associate them with Him in worship? No. Will you not then remember, this, and so become believers? tafsir of Sura 16:17 by Jalalayn

In other words – the true God is the one who is able to create things. The rest is just idols lacking the ability to create.

Allah is not the only creator

Then We made the sperm-drop into a clinging clot, and We made the clot into a lump [of flesh], and We made [from] the lump, bones, and We covered the bones with flesh; then We developed him into another creation. So blessed is Allah, the best of creators. Sura 23:14

Do you call upon Ba’l and leave the best of creators – Sura 37:125

We learn from these verses that Allah is ‘the best of creators’. This is a very stupid mistake made by the author of the quran. ‘The best’ tells us that Allah never claimed to be the only creator. This title (the best of creators) clearly states that there are more than one creator according to Allah.

Proofs that Jesus is God

With these things in mind, let us read about Jesus from the quran.

And a messenger to the children of Israel. “Indeed, I came to you with a sign from your lord. I create for you the figure of a bird from the tīn. [1] So I breathe into it, so it will become a bird by Allah’s permission. And I heal the blind and the leper, and I raise the dead by Allah’s permission. And I inform you about what you eat and what you store in your houses. Surely in this is a sign for you, if you were believers. Sura 3:49

Some muslims argue that Jesus performed miracles, but ‘it was by Allah’s permission’. Allah’s permission doesn’t mean anything. I don’t have Allah’s permission to criticize islam, still I can do it anyway. The signs and miracles performed by Jesus, are things that only God can do. Period.

According to the text, Jesus was not only able to miraculously heal people, raise people from the dead, and have supernatural knowledge; he also had the ability to create – an ability exclusively reserved for God.

Again, we have to conclude that the muslims have a hard time reading their own scriptures and put two and two together. Jesus is God. Because the quran told me so.

[1] mud, non-Arabic word of N. Semitic origin.

Allah sent the bible but it got corrupted

When Muslims go around telling christians that ‘the bible got corrupted’, they are testifying their lack of basic knowledge in their own religion (islam). And still, they want to teach christians about their book! See the level of arrogance here?

Let us all help the poor muslims to read their own book, so that they can see the truth of Allah.

Allah sent the Torah and the Gospel

 It is He Who sent down to thee (step by step), in truth, the Book confirming what went before it; and He sent down the Torah (Of Moses) and the Gospel (of Jesus) Sura 3:3

And We sent, following in their footsteps, Jesus, the son of Mary, confirming that which came before him in the Torah; and We gave him the Gospel, in which was guidance and light and confirming that which preceded it of the Torah as guidance and instruction for the righteous. Sura 5:46

Say: “O People of the Book! ye have no ground to stand upon unless ye stand fast by the Law, the Gospel, and all the revelation that has come to you from your Lord.” It is the revelation that cometh to thee from thy Lord, that increaseth in most of them their obstinate rebellion and blasphemy. But sorrow thou not over (these) people without Faith. Sura 5:68

By reading these suras, we establish the following:

a) Allah sent the Torah and the Gospel (they are from Allah)
b) The quran confirms what was before it (The Torah and the Gospel)
c) There is guidance and light in the Gospel
d) There is guidance and instruction for the righteous in the Torah

Allah confirms the Torah and the Gospel

O you who have been given the Scripture (Jews and Christians)! Believe in what We have revealed (to Muhammad SAW) confirming what is (already) with you, before We efface faces (by making them like the back of necks; without nose, mouth, eyes) and turn them hindwards, or curse them as We cursed the Sabbath¬breakers.[] And the Commandment of Allâh is always executed. Sura 4:47 Dr. Mohsin

The quran is confirming the bible (2:89, 2:91, 2:97, 2:101, 3:3, 3:50, 5:46). Not the other way around as muslims would have it.

And if thou (Muhammad) art in doubt concerning that which We reveal unto thee, then question those who read the Scripture (that was) before thee. Verily the Truth from thy Lord hath come unto thee. So be not thou of the waverers. And be not thou of those who deny the revelations of Allah, for then wert thou of the losers. S. 10:94-95 Pickthall

As we can see in sura 10:94-95, it is clearly the bible that stands judge over the quran. Muhammad was to go to the people that read ‘the scripture before thee’ (meaning the jews and the christians) if he had any doubts.

Allah urges his followers to judge by the Gospel

Let the people of the Gospel judge by what Allah hath revealed therein. If any do fail to judge by (the light of) what Allah hath revealed, they are (no better than) those who rebel. Sura 5:47

Why would Allah ask his followers to judge by the Gospel if it is corrupted? We also saw in 5:46 that the Gospel contains ‘guidance and light’. In fact, sura 5:47 calls those who do not judge by the Gospel rebels!

Muhammad had access to the same bible

We have ample evidence from archeology that Muhammad had access to the same bible as we have today. This further debunks the theory that the bible has been corrupted.

No one can change the words of Allah

And the word of your Lord has been accomplished truly and justly; there is none who can change His words, and He is the Hearing, the Knowing.” Sura 6:115

According to the quran, none can change the words of Allah. It does not say ‘the quran’. It says ‘His words’. But still, muslim claim (without support from their own quran) that people are able to change allah’s words.

In 1400 years, no one has proven this claim

The muslims have had over 1400 years of time proving that the bible has been corrupted. Ask any muslim to prove their claim. Not one can do it. I guess they need more time.

The islamic dilemma

Muslims have a huge problem here, since the quran contains so many verses contradicting the bible. It denies the diety, crucifixion, and resurrection of Jesus. It thinks that the trinity in christianity consists of God, Mary and Jesus. It claims that Muhammad is mentioned in the Bible.

If all these claims are false, it proves that the quran is false. If they are true, it proves that the quran is false, since it claims to confirm the bible. This is called the islamic dilemma.

Ignorant muslims try to solve this by claiming that the bible must have been corrupted. By saying this, they suddenly have more knowledge in islam than their own prophet! Their claim is nowhere to be found in the quran, the hadiths or siras. Bu they also run into even more problems.

Maybe Allah got screwed?

Let us for the sake of the argument say that the bible got corrupted. As mentioned in the beginning of this article, the Torah and the Gospel was sent by Allah. If they got corrupted, who’s fault is it? It is Allah’s fault.

This simply means the following:

1. Allah got screwed
Humans screwed Allah big time.

2. Allah was not powerful enough
Allah was not powerful enough to protect his own word from human hands. What kind of weak God can not even protect his own words from being corrupted?

3. Maybe the quran is lying?
The quran is validating and confirming the bible big time. Either the quran and your prophet are right, or you are right. Which one is it?

4. Allah can not be God
Certainly not the one true God. Congratulations – this proves to all of us that Allah can not be the one true God.


Allah needs you to sin, so Allah can forgive you

Abu Sirma reported that when the time of the death of Abu Ayyub Ansari drew near, he said: I used to conceal from you a thing which I heard from Allah’s Messenger (may peace be upon him) and I heard Allah’s Messenger (may peace be upon him) as saying: Had you not committed sins, Allah would have brought into existence a creation that would have committed sin (and Allah) would have forgiven them. (Sahih Muslim, Book 037, Number 6620)

Abu Ayyub Ansari reported that Allah’s Messenger (may peace be upon him) said: If you were not to commit sins, Allah would have swept you out of existence and would have replaced you by another people who have committed sin, and then asked forgiveness from Allah, and He would have granted them pardon. (Sahih Muslim, Book 037, Number 6621)

Abu Huraira reported Allah’s Messenger (may peace be upon him) having said: By Him in Whose Hand is my life, if you were not to commit sin, Allah would sweep you out of existence and He would replace (you by) those people who would commit sin and seek forgiveness from Allah, and He would have pardoned them. (Sahih Muslim, Book 037, Number 6622)

Muhammad’s statements that humans must commit sins since Allah needed to display forgiveness presuppose the validity of the philosophical argument that God being love implies that God is a multi-personal Being since genuine love can only exist and be truly expressed between at least two parties. Muhammad realized that in order for Allah to truly be forgiving he must have a way of expressing it, which necessitated the creation of rational beings.

Yet Muhammad’s statements clearly prove that Allah was in need of sinful human beings to exercise his divine prerogative of forgiveness so he created them.

Thus, Muhammad’s claims place Muslims in a dilemma, since Muhammad’s position basically admits that Allah is not self-sufficient but is totally dependent upon his creatures in order to express his attributes and characteristics.

This proves to us that Allah is not an all-sufficient deity, and can therefore not be the one true God.

Allah has decided your amount of adultery

Abu Huraira reported Allah’s Apostle (may peace be upon him) as saying: Verily Allah has fixed the very portion of adultery which a man will indulge in, and which he of necessity must commit. The adultery of the eye is the lustful look, and the adultery of the tongue is the licentious speech, the heart desires and yearns, which the parts may or may not put into effect. (Sahih Muslim, Book 033, Number 6421, see also Number 6422)

From the above text, we learn that:

1. Allah has a fixed portion of adultery you will indulge in

This is a very funny statement. If Allah has decided how many times you will commit adultery, that can only mean one of two things:

1. It takes away muslim’s responsibility for committing adultery. Mashalla! God willed it!
2. Allah is playing games with you. First, he decides how many times you will commit this sin, and then he will condemn you for doing it!

Is this the one true God speaking to us, telling us that he has a divine will and plan for how many times we will commit adultery?

2. You must commit this portion of adultery

“…and which he of necessity must commit…” See it? You have no choice. You must commit to this portion of adultery. If Allah has decided your amount, that means that each man has a fixed number of times he will be adulterous. So, if one man is more adulterous than the next, it simply means that Allah had set that man up for more sin.

Some muslim’s might raise the objection, that this only speaks of the thoughts and intentions, not the sexual act. Well, the expression “which the parts may or may not put into effect” means having sex. For further clarification, let’s read the next hadith from Al-Bukhari speaking of the same topic:

Narrated Ibn ‘Abbas:
I did not see anything so resembling minor sins as what Abu Huraira said from the Prophet, who said, “Allah has written for the son of Adam his inevitable share of adultery whether he is aware of it or not: The adultery of the eye is the looking (at something which is sinful to look at), and the adultery of the tongue is to utter (what it is unlawful to utter), and the innerself wishes and longs for (adultery) and the private parts turn that into reality or refrain from submitting to the temptation.” (Sahih Al-Bukhari, Volume 8, Book 77, Number 609)

Conclusion: Allah has preordained how many times you will commit adultery. He simply has a plan for this. This proves to us the amount of filth Allah has in store for us.