The super sheep in islam

Did you know that there is a holy sheep of islam? A sheep ate a large portion of the quran.

It was narrated that ‘Aishah said:
“The Verse of stoning and of breastfeeding an adult ten times was revealed, and the paper was with me under my pillow. When the Messenger of Allah died, we were preoccupied with his death, and a tame sheep came in and ate it.” Ibn Majah  Vol. 3, Book 9, Hadith 1944 [1]

According to muslim sources, it ate more than 200 verses!

Sahih al Bukhari Volume 8, pages 209-210,
Al-Muttaqi ‘Ali bin Husam al-Din in his book “Mukhtasar Kanz al-‘Ummal” printed on the margin of Imam Ahmad’s Musnad, Volume 2, page 2, in his hadith about chapter 33, said that Ibn Mardawayh reported that Hudhayfah said: ‘Umar said to me ‘How many verses are contained in the chapter of al-Ahzab?’ I said, ’72 or 73 verses.’ He said it was almost as long as the chapter of the Cow, which contains 287 verses, and in it there was the verse of stoning.

Remember that Allah said that he would protect his quran.

“We have, without doubt, sent down the Message; and We will assuredly guard it. Sura 5:9

This means that a simple pet sheep was more powerful than Allah. It was able to corrupt (take away) words from Allah, and Allah could not do a thing to stop it.

The verses of breastfeeding and the verses of stoning are not part of the quran. They got forever lost. One sheep – that’s all it takes, folks. One dedicated hungry sheep…

From pet sheep to super-sheep

But wait a minute… Since allah’s words are eternal, and they are inside the belly of this sheep, that would mean that Aisha’s sheep must take on the same attributes as allah’s words.

We no longer have a pet sheep, but an eternal super-sheep! These verses might be lost for us here on earth, but wouldn’t that mean that this sheep must be in heaven together with allah? And that would also imply that this sheep is an incarnation of allah’s word.

[1] http://sunnah.com/ibnmajah/9

Incest is ok in islam

Incest is ok according to muslim scholars. You can have sex with your own daughter, as long as you did not marry her mother.

… Abdul Malik Ibn Al-Maj-shun said such a marriage (between a man and the daughter he conceived through adultery) IS PERMISSIBLE; which is the correct understanding of Allah’s saying in Surah 25:54, “It is He Who has created man from water: then has He established relationships of lineage and marriage,” referring to an approved legal marriage. This will be explained in Surah 25…

http://www.answering-islam.org/Shamoun/incest.htm

Was Muhammad a pedophile?

Is this question really that important?

Muhammad has been accused of being a pedophile for marrying his young child wife Aisha. One may ask – is this question really that important? Yes, it it is, since Muhammad is the perfect moral example to follow for muslims. By admitting this, a never ending flood of child marriages with prepubescent girls will continue to take place around the muslim world.

Our main question is therefor – is there any truth to this accusation? Let us find out by looking at the muslim sources instead of speculating. Leave the speculating to the media and the rest of the fools played by lying muslims.

What is pedophilia anyway?

According to psychiatric definitions [1], pedophilia or paedophilia is a psychiatric disorder in which an adult or older adolescent experiences a primary or exclusive sexual attraction to prepubescent children, generally age 11 years or younger.

Aisha was nine years old when Muhammad had sex with her

Aisha being of age nine when Muhammad consummated the marriage, is an undisputed fact supported by multiple hadiths.

Narrated Hisham’s father:
Khadija died three years before the Prophet departed to Medina. He stayed there for two years or so and then he married ‘Aisha when she was a girl of six years of age, and he consumed that marriage when she was nine years old. (Sahih Al-Bukhari, Volume 5, Book 58, Number 236)

Aisha was prepubescent when Muhammad had sex with her

‘A’isha (Allah be pleased with her) reported that Allah’s Apostle (may peace be upon him) married her when she was seven years old, and he was taken to his house as a bride when she was nine, and her dolls were with her; and when he (the Holy Prophet) died she was eighteen years old. (Sahih Muslim, Book 008, Number 3311)

Aisha had her dolls with her at the time of her being taken to Muhammad for sex. The reason why Aisha was permitted to play with dolls in front of Muhammad is because she hadn’t attained puberty yet.

Narrated ‘Aisha:
I used to play with the dolls in the presence of the Prophet, and my girl friends also used to play with me. When Allah’s Apostle used to enter (my dwelling place) they used to hide themselves, but the Prophet would call them to join and play with me. (The playing with the dolls and similar images is forbidden, but it was allowed for ‘Aisha at that time, as she was a little girl, NOT YET REACHED THE AGE OF PUBERTY.) (Fateh-al-Bari page 143, Vol.13) (Sahih Al-Bukhari, Volume 8, Book 73, Number 151)

Narrated ‘Aisha:
The Prophet was screening me with his Rida’ (garment covering the upper part of the body) while I was looking at the Ethiopians who were playing in the courtyard of the mosque. (I continued watching) till I was satisfied. So you may deduce from this event how a little girl (who has not reached the age of puberty) who is eager to enjoy amusement should be treated in this respect. (Sahih Al-Bukhari, Volume 7, Book 62, Number 163)

Conclusion

From the definition above, Muhammad was a pedophile.

Further reading

http://www.answeringmuslims.com/2013/10/was-muhammad-pedophile.html

http://www.answering-islam.org/Shamoun/prepubescent.htm

http://www.answering-islam.org/Shamoun/prepubescent.htm

[1] “Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, 5th Edition”. American Psychiatric Publishing. 2013. Retrieved July 25, 2013.

Woman donkeys and dogs annuls prayers

Narrated ‘Aisha: The things which annul the prayers were mentioned before me. They said, “prayer is annulled by a dog, a donkey and a woman (if they pass in front of the praying people).” I said, “You have made us (i.e. women) dogs. I saw the Prophet praying while I used to lie in my bed between him and the Qibla. Whenever I was in need of something, I would slip away. for I disliked to face him.”  (Book #9, Hadith#490)

 

Satan is the hero of islam

Since Allah wants us to sin in order to forgive us (and if we don’t sin – Allah is going to wipe us out) who turns out to be the true hero of Islam? Satan.

1. Allah wants humans to be sinners

Abu Sirma reported that when the time of the death of Abu Ayyub Ansari drew near, he said: I used to conceal from you a thing which I heard from Allah’s Messenger (may peace be upon him) and I heard Allah’s Messenger (may peace be upon him) as saying: Had you not committed sins, Allah would have brought into existence a creation that would have committed sin (and Allah) would have forgiven them. (Sahih Muslim, Book 037, Number 6620)

  • Allah wants sinners to exist
  • If there were no sinners, he would wipe them out and replace them with people who would sin
  • Allah created satan knowing he would rebel
  • Satan would then cause people to sin, bringing about the sinners that Allah wants to exist

2. Satan helps Allah create sinners

Then did Satan make them slip from the (garden), and get them out of the state (of felicity) in which they had been. We said: “Get ye down, all (ye people), with enmity between yourselves. On earth will be your dwelling-place and your means of livelihood – for a time.” Sura 2:36

“I will mislead them, and I will create in them false desires; I will order them to slit the ears of cattle, and to deface the (fair) nature created by Allah.” Whoever, forsaking Allah, takes satan for a friend, hath of a surety suffered a loss that is manifest. Sura 4:119

Satan is the one making people sin by misleading and creating false desires.

Conclusion – satan is the hero

So in reality, Allah should be thanking satan and praising satan for helping Allah to bring about the conditions in which humans needs to be in (sinners). Otherwise Allah would wipe them out!

This put satan in a position of being the actual savior of mankind! Muslims should be thanking satan everyday. Here is a model prayer for you to start the day with: “Thank you Iblis for being the savior of mankind”.

 

Muhammad – It is ok to urinate in the mosque

Today, we are going to learn from Mohammad, his view and take on wether it is ok or not to urinate in the mosque. Since we are to emulate the prophet in all his sayings and deeds, this is a very important topic for us. Let us first read the two hadiths mentioning the same story.

Narrated Anas bin Malik: A Bedouin came and passed urine in one corner of the mosque. The people shouted at him but the Prophet stopped them till he finished urinating. The Prophet ordered them to spill a bucket of water over that place and they did so.  (Bukhari Book #4, Hadith #221)

Narrated Abu Huraira: A Bedouin stood up and started making water in the mosque. The people caught him but the Prophet ordered them to leave him and to pour a bucket or a tumbler of water over the place where he had passed the urine. The Prophet then said, “You have been sent to make things easy and not to make them difficult.” (Bukhari Book #4, Hadith #219)

A Bedouin came and passed urine

A man suddenly decided to empty his bladder in one of the corners inside of the mosque. Where did he ever get that idea from?

The people shouted at him

The people attending the mosque caught him in the act, and started shouting at the man. A perfectly normal response. Some of them might even have gotten some splashes of his golden shower.

The Prophet stopped them till he finished

You would expect some kind of reaction with passionate zeal before Allah from his most prominent prophet. After all, the man took a piss in the sanctuary of Allah.

Instead, Muhammad lets the Bedouin man finish his business while stopping  the screaming crowd by ordering  to leave the man alone. For Allah’s sake – let the man finish his piss!

Just pour a bucket of water over the urine

Muhammad’s response to the dire situation is one of pragmatism. Focus on ‘fixing the problem’, instead of giving the man a hard time, seems to be the lesson for all of us.

No the slightest of reprimands for peeing inside the mosque from the prophet. That tells us, that according to Muhammad, there is noting wrong in urinating inside the mosque. Just pour some water over it next time you pee in the mosque.

Predestination or free will in islam?

Can there be such a thing as “free will” in Islam, or is everything predestined? Let us begin by look at the character of Allah. Bear in mind that these presumptions are all orthodox Muslim dogma.

The character of Allah

1. Allah is omniscient
2. Nothing happens except by Allah’s will
3. Allah Himself has free will
4. Allah cannot make a mistake

Let us continue by looking at some scriptures in this funny religion.

Everything is predestined by Allah

…Allah sends His angel to it with instructions concerning four things, so the angel writes down his livelihood, his death, his deeds, his fortune and misfortune. By Him, besides Whom there is no god, that one amongst you acts like the people deserving Paradise until between him and Paradise there remains but the distance of a cubit, when suddenly the writing of destiny overcomes him and he begins to act like the denizens of Hell and thus enters Hell, and another one acts in the way of the denizens of Hell, until there remains between him and Hell a distance of a cubit that the writing of destiny overcomes him and then he begins to act like the people of Paradise and enters Paradise.  (Muslim Book #033, Hadith #6390)

According to this verse, Allah sends an angel with our destiny. All has been decided upon by Allah. Trying to be good, or what you do with your life is meaningless. It will not affect the outcome. It does not matter what you do, or what you choose to do. Since your whole life is decided upon by Allah, there can be no free will.

Allah does not want everyone to believe

If it had been thy Lord’s will, they would all have believed,- all who are on earth! wilt thou then compel mankind, against their will, to believe! No soul can believe, except by the will of Allah, and He will place doubt (or obscurity) on those who will not understand. Sura 10:99

We learn from this verse, that we all would have believed if it was Allah’s will. Instead we see that Allah is the one placing doubt on those who do not understand.

Allah wants to send some people to hell

He whom Allah leadeth, he indeed is led aright, while he whom Allah sendeth astray – they indeed are losers. Already have We urged unto hell many of the jinn and humankind .. Sura 7:178-179

And if We had so willed, We could have given every soul its guidance, but the word from Me concerning evildoers took effect: that I will fill hell with the jinn and mankind together. Sura 32:13

Again, the eternal destiny of our souls are decided solely upon by the will of Allah. Your behavior has nothing to do with it.

Allah leads people astray and deceives people

A day when ye will turn to flee, having no preserver from Allah: and he whom Allah sendeth astray, for him there is no guide. And verily Joseph brought you of old clear proofs, yet ye ceased not to be in doubt concerning what he brought you till, when he died, ye said: Allah will not send any messenger after him. Thus Allah deceiveth him who is a prodigal, a doubter. Sura 40:33-34 Pickthall

Thus Allah leads astray WHOM HE WILLS and guides whom He wills. And none can know the hosts of your Lord but He. And this (Hell) is nothing else than a (warning) reminder to mankind.” Sura 74:31 Hilali-Khan

If Allah decides to lead someone aststray, there is no guide for him.

Conclusion

According to Islamic beliefs, we conclude that:

  1. Life on earth is not a test for salvation. For what is there to test if the results are known ahead of time and there is nothing we can do to change them?
  2. Qiyamah, the Islamic Day of Judgment, is a farce. For we are not being judged based on our behaviors, but on Allah’s previous decision.
  3. People are not led to Islam because it is superior message or religion, but because Allah decided that they would become Muslims whether they wanted to or not.
  4. Since the vast majority of human beings who have ever lived, and who are living today are not Muslim, Allah must have created the vast majority of human beings for the express purpose of condemning them to Jahannam. Therefore the primary purpose of creation must be hell and suffering, not paradise and salvation.

 

Prophet al-Khidr murdered innocent boy

Let us investigate a murder in the quran. It all begins with the prophet al-Khidr. al-Khidr was a prophet in islam and was granted ‘hidden knowledge’ from Allah. According to the hadiths, prophet Moses heard of him and wanted to learn from this guy, so he decided to connect with him. One day they went out walking together, when suddenly al-Khidr slays a young boy. Why? Let us investigate this murder.

Then they proceeded: until, when they met a young man, he slew him. Moses said: “Hast thou slain an innocent person who had slain none? Truly a foul (unheard of) thing hast thou done!” Sura 18:74

The muslim scholar al-Jalalayn gives us some more details about the incident. The boy was a young boy not yet reaching his puberty.

So they set off, after leaving the ship, making their way on foot, until, when they met a boy, who had not yet reached puberty, playing with [other] boys, among whom his face was the fairest — and he, al-Khidr, slew him, by slitting his throat with a knife while he lay down, or by tearing his head off with his hand, or by smashing his head against a wall, all of which are [different] opinions (the coordinating fā’ [of fa-qatalahu, ‘and he slew him’] is used here because [it indicates that] the slaying took place after the encounter; Sura 18:74 al-Jalalayn

al-Khidr slayed the young boy on site. After a couple of verses in the quran, al-Khidr drops the why-factor on Moses.

“As for the youth, his parents were people of Faith, and we feared that he would grieve them by obstinate rebellion and ingratitude (to Allah and man). Sura 18:80

Fearing that some boy would be rebellious in the future was enough reason to kill the boy. He was murdered for a crime he might commit in the future. Was the prophet right in doing so? Interestingly enough, you don’t see Allah condemn this act in any shape or form.

To get any further in this murder investigation, we need to look at some quran tafsirs (commentaries by respected scholars).

(And as for the lad) whom I killed, (his parents were believers) and of the greatest people of that township (and We feared lest he should oppress them) and your Lord Knew that he will overburden them (by rebellion and disbelief) by means of his rebellion and disobedience, and by lying in oath and so He killed him. Tafsir Ibn-Abbas, Sura 18:80

Now, we establish the motives. They are:

a) The boy’s parents were great believing parents (Muslims)
b) The boy would overburden the parents with rebellion and disbelief
c) Allah knew that this would happen (predestination)
d) Allah wanted the boy killed, and told al-Khidr to kill him

Ibn Kathir even states that the boy was destined to be a disbeliever from the day he was created. He had no choice or chance.

Ibn `Abbas narrated from Ubayy bin Ka`b that the Prophet said: (The boy Al-Khidr killed was destined to be a disbeliever from the day he was created.) Ibn Kathir

We have the perpetrator. We have the murder weapon. We have a witness. We even have the motives. The only thing we lack is justice. Because in islam there is no justice. Only Allah.

Muslim learned sharia from monkeys

Folks, today we get our wisdom from the planet of the apes.

Narrated ‘Amr bin Maimun: During the pre-lslamic period of ignorance I saw a she-monkey surrounded by a number of monkeys. They were all stoning it, because it had committed illegal sexual intercourse. I too, stoned it along with them.
Sahih Bukhari 5:58:188

…During the pre-islamic period of ignorance…

The fact that this event took place during ‘a pre-islamic period of ignorance’, makes things hilarious. Think about it. The punishment for adultery in sharia law is stoning. The monkeys back then have the exact same behavior as muslims have today!

This means that the sharia law is in total harmony with the ignorant behaviors of monkeys! Reading this hadith, you have to question if the period of ignorance ever left islam…

…They were all stoning it…

They were all stoning the she-monkey, because the she-monkey had supposedly committed illegal sexual intercourse. This might come as a shock to some people, but monkeys don’t marry. They don’t commit to monogamous relationships. They don’t even follow a law or a code of morals.

…I too, stoned it along with them…

Amr bin Maimun observed the behavior of the monkeys, and then he decided to become a participant in the act of stoning the she-ape. One must ask how he came to the conclusion that he was doing the right thing?

Did he consult with the apes by grunts before he made up his mind? Did he ask witnesses to the event to come forward with their testimonies? Or did it just ‘seem to be the right thing to do’ at the moment? Maybe he picked up some long lost morals from the apes? Or did he simply go ape-shit and join in like a thug?