Allah is a yo-yo in need of hearing aid

Every night allah descends down from the seventh heaven, to the first heaven, to hear the prayers of the muslims.

Narrated Abu Huraira:
Allah’s Apostle (SallAllaahu `Alayhi Wa Sallam) said, “Our Lord, the Blessed, the Superior, comes every night down on the nearest Heaven to us when the last third of the night remains, saying: “Is there anyone to invoke Me, so that I may respond to invocation? Is there anyone to ask Me, so that I may grant him his request? Is there anyone seeking My forgiveness, so that I may forgive him?” (Sahih al Bukhari No 1081)

If allah moves from the seventh heaven to the first heaven, that can only mean that:

1. Allah doesn’t hear too well

Can’t he hear the prayers from the seventh heaven? Does allah need a hearing aid? Scream next time you pray to allah. Just to make sure.

2. Allah needs transport

Does allah need transport? I mean, satan can sleep in everyone’s nose every night (which means that satan is omnipresent), so why do allah need transportation all the sudden?! Is satan bigger than allah? satan akbar! satan akbar!

3. Allah ascend and descend like a yo-yo 24/7

Now, take in consideration that the earth rotates around its own axis, thus giving the day at one place, and night on the opposite side of the globe. It’s called timezones, baby. If allah needs to be in the first heaven the last third of the night for everyone on the planet, allah needs to ascend and descend like a yo-yo 24/7!

Islam is false. Allah is a fabricated god made up by a false prophet.

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