Allah makes pancakes

Did you know that allah made the earth flat as a pancake? Well, don’t take my word for it, see for yourself.

He who made the earth for you flat and has traced out ways for you in it and has sent down water from the heaven, so we bring forth as pairs of different plants by it.
Sura 20:53

We have loads of suras from the quran saying the same thing [1] over and over again.
Now, you might think that allah stopped at one earth? Well, he didn’t. He went about and made seven earths and seven heavens!

Allah is who has created seven heavens and the same number of earths. The divine command comes down through them all so that you may know that Allah has might over all things and that Allah indeed surrounds all things in knowledge.
Sura 65:12

So here we are, living on a stack of seven pancakes. Funny, isn’t it? How come you haven’t seen the other six earths then? And how come the earth looks round instead of flat when observed from space? You probably just have to buy a unique muslim telescope that has not been corrupted by the kafirs of the west. Still not convinced? How about reading Ibn Abbas commentary of sura 65:12.

(Allah it is Who hath created seven heavens) one above the other like a dome, (and of the earth the like thereof) seven earths BUT THEY ARE FLAT. (The commandment cometh down among them slowly) He says: He sends the angels down from heaven with revelation, Scripture and calamities, (that ye may know) and acknowledge (that Allah is Able to do all things) relating to the dwellers of the heavens and the earths, (and that Allah surroundeth all things in knowledge) and that His knowledge encompasses everything.’

If you reject Ibn Abbas, a companion of muhammad himself (muhammad’s cousin), you can say ‘goodbye islam’.

Too old for ya’? How about a more classical tafsir of the quran? Let’s go to Tafsir al-Jalalayn, recognised as one of the most popular exegeses of the Qur’an today.

He Who made the earth a cradle for you, a FLAT resting-place, like a child’s cradle, and placed for you therein ways, routes, that perhaps you may be guided, to your destinations during your travels;
Sura 43:10

And God has made the earth a FLAT [open] expanse for you, Sura 71:19

And the earth, how it was laid out flat?, and thus infer from this the power of God, exalted be He, and His Oneness? The commencing with the [mention of] camels is because they are closer in contact with it [the earth] than any other [animal]. As for His words sutihat, ‘laid out flat’, this on a literal reading suggests that the earth is flat, which is the opinion of most of the scholars of the [revealed] Law, and not a sphere as astronomers (ahl al-hay’a) have it, even if this [latter] does not contradict any of the pillars of the Law. Sura 88:20

Islam is false. Allah is a fabricated god made up by a false prophet.

[1] Sura 15:19, 20:53, 43:10, 50:7, 51:48, 71:19

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