Satan loves mexican food – farts all day

As we stated in the earlier post, allah is busy ascending and descending from the seventh to the first heaven 24/7. Satan on the other hand, is busy polluting the atmosphere with his farts.

Abu Huraira reported: The Messenger of Allah (may peace be upon him) said: When there is a call to prayer the devil runs back breaking the wind so that he may not hear the call, and when the call is complete he comes back. (Sahih Muslim, Vol 4 No 1161)

Yahya related to me from Malik from Abu’z-Zinad from al-Araj from Abu Hurayra that the Messenger of Allah, may Allah bless him and grant him peace, said, “When the call to prayer is made Shaytan retreats, passing wind, so that he will not hear the adhan. (Malik Muwatta, Book 3 No 6)

Narrated Abu Huraira: Allah’s Apostle said, “When the Adhan is pronounced Satan takes to his heels and passes wind with noise during his flight in order not to hear the Adhan.” (Sahih Bukhari Vol 1 Book 11 No 582)

Every time the muslims call out to prayer, satan farts. Five times a day from thousands of mosques. Satan must eat a lot of mexican food to keep this up!

Islam is false. Allah is a fabricated god made up by a false prophet.

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