You better clean your nose well after a good night sleep! Why? To make sure you evict satan from it. After all – according to muhammad, satan sleeps in the upper parts of your nose.
Abu Huraira reported: The Apostle of Allah said. When any one of you awakes up from sleep and performs ablution, he must clean his nose three times, for the devil spends the night in the interior of his nose. (Sahih Muslim, Book 002, Number 0462)
This means that satan somehow makes his way into all of our noses to spend the night there. I have always wondered what satan is doing in our nose. Is he burning the midnight oil, or is he simply chilli’n? The only thing we now for sure, is that he is omnipresent and that he finds all of our noses irresistible.
Islam is false. Allah is a fabricated god made up by a false prophet.